Get Up Early In The Morning Before

In The Old Days, Ptomaine Poisoning Was A Cover-all. If You Missed A Show And You Were Young, It Meant You Were Having An Abortion. If You Were Old, It Meant You Were Having A Face Lift.

Never Give Up. And Never, Under Any Circumstances, Face The Facts.

Don't Face The Facts.

Get Up Early In The Morning Before Everybody Has Breathed Up All The Good Air.

I'm Sure The Way To Be Happy Is To Live Well Beyond Your Means!