Frontmen Come Alive When They Come Onstage.

Anything That's Of Any Use, Famous People Get Hold Of It And Take It For Themselves And It Gets A Bad Rap.

Americans Are Crazy. They Have This Fascination With Throwing Their Shoes On Stage. I've Been To A Lot Of Shows In Me Life, Some Good And Some Bad. But I Was Never Moved To Take Off Me Shoes And Throw It At The Lead Singer.

With Every Song That I Write, I Compare It To The Beatles. The Thing Is, They Only Got There Before Me. If I'd Been Born At The Same Time As John Lennon, I'd Have Been Up There.

Kylie Minogue Is Just A Demonic Little Idiot As Far As I'm Concerned. She Gets Cool Dance Producers To Work With Her For Some Bizarre Reason, I Don't Know Why. She Doesn't Even Have A Good Name. It's A Stupid Name, Kylie, I Just Don't Get It.

I Do All The Work So It's Only Right That I Should Get The Most Money. Plus I Am The Most Handsome.