For Lack Of A Better Term, They've

For Lack Of A Better Term, They've Labeled Me A Sex Symbol. It's Flattering And It Should Happen To Every Bald, Overweight Guy.

I Respect People And Expect That Kind Of Respect Back.

My Doctor Asked Me If I Smoked, And I Said Only When I'm Working, Golfing, Or Drinking. Then I Realized The Only Time I Don't Smoke Is When I'm Home. I Didn't Even Realize I'd Become A Smoker.

Our Country Offers Such Great Opportunities For Us All. Unfortunately, Too Many Hard-working Citizens Go Day To Day Without Enough Food To Eat.

Coming From Chicago, I Like A White Christmas.