Football Is A Simple Game. Twenty-two Men

Ooh, It's Too ­embarrassing To Share My Innermost Romantic Secrets - Although I Have Written Danielle The Odd Poem. If Anything They Are More Comedic Than Romantic. They Used To Be Well ­received But That Was Before She Started Studying Shakespeare At Drama College. Now I Feel So ­inept.

Chris Hughton Has Been Sacked By Norwich. Now? With 5 Games To Go? Utterly Bonkers!

Football Is A Simple Game. Twenty-two Men Chase A Ball For 90 Minutes And At The End, The Germans Always Win.

To Be Honest, It Would Have Been Better To Watch It On Ceefax.

When You're Winning Games, Everyone Thinks Everything The Manager Says And Does Is Fantastic. Then It Goes The Other Way, And Those Earlier Criticisms Of Players Can Backfire.