Few People Love With The Violence They

I Just Like Doing Standup, That's All I'm Interested In Or Good At.

I'm Happy Doing Stand-up, But I'll Probably Do A Television Show Eventually. If Not, I'll Delve Into This Internet World And Decide Best How To Harness It. What I Like Best About It Is The Independent Movie Style And The Ability To Just Be Completely Reckless Within That World. I Like That A Lot. I Just Have To Acquaint Myself With Technology.

On Update, The Only Real Original Thing Was Trying To Take Away The Cleverness Of The Punchline And Make It As Blunt As Possible.

The Reason We Have Few Friends In Adversity, Is, Because We Have No True Ones In Prosperity.

Our Passions May Be Compared To Certain Slaves--the More Severity We Show Them, The Better They Obey Us.