Fear Is Not One Of My Attributes.

Comedy Has Been So Good To Me.

If You Mess Something Up, Remember Who Got You There. Don't Be Pointing Fingers, Even If Finger-pointing Is Called For. Only One You Got To Blame Is Your Own Self.

I've Been In Training For Stardom.

I'm An Ordinary Guy With An Extraordinary Job.

The Bernie Mac Show' Is My Life. It's The Truth, And I'm Not Ashamed Of A Minute, An Hour, Or A Second Of My Life.