Faith Of The Bore: Everything Is Worth

Fear Of Trying Causes Paralysis. Trying Causes Only Trembling And Sweating.

Jokes Are Unanswerable Objections.

Every Farewell Combines Loss And New Freedom.

Cheap Thrill: Moral Outrage Revels In Its Own Innocence And In The Guilt Of The Wicked Others.

Beauty And Virtue: The Most Kissable Ass In The World Is No Guarantee Of Good Intentions.