Jokes Are Unanswerable Objections.

Middle-aged Adolescents Are A Libel On The Real Thing.

Our Vices Are Attempts To Combine Self-medication And Enjoyment.

A Happy Arrangement: Many People Prefer Cats To Other People, And Many Cats Prefer People To Other Cats.

I Am Open-minded On All Questions I Care Nothing About.

Love Begins With An Image; Lust With A Sensation.