Everybody Wants Ta Get Inta Da Act!

My Nose Isn't Big. I Just Happen To Have A Very Small Head.

Be Awfully Nice To Them Going Up, Because You're Gonna Meet Them All Coming Down.

It Dawned On Me Then That As Long As I Could Laugh, I Was Safe From The World; And I Have Learned Since That Laughter Keeps Me Safe From Myself, Too.

My Wife Has A Slight Impediment In Her Speech. Every Now And Then She Stops To Breathe.

Make Someone Happy, Make Just One Someone Happy, And You Will Be Happy, Too.