Every Time Someone Turns On A Tv,

I Came Here For A Party And What Do I Get? Nothing. Not Even Ice Cream.

Anyone Who Says He Can See Through Women Is Missing A Lot.

I'll Never Forget My Wedding Day... They Threw Vitamin Pills

A Hospital Bed Is A Parked Taxi With The Meter Running.

Why Don't You Go Home To Your Wife? Better Yet, I'll Go Home To Your Wife, And Outside Of The Improvement, She Won't Notice Any Difference.