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Some People Claim That Marriage Interferes With Romance. There's No Doubt About It. Anytime You Have A Romance, Your Wife Is Bound To Interfere.

I Don't Care To Belong To A Club That Accepts People Like Me As Members.

Years Ago, I Tried To Top Everybody, But I Don't Anymore. I Realized It Was Killing Conversation. When You're Always Trying For A Topper You Aren't Really Listening. It Ruins Communication

Hail, Hail Freedonia, Land Of The Free!

It Is Impossible To Design Anything That Is Foolproof Because Fools Are So Ingenious.