Every Puppy Should Have A Boy.

Cleanliness Is Not Next To Godliness. It Isn't Even In The Same Neighborhood. No One Has Ever Gotten A Religious Experience Out Of Removing Burned-on Cheese From The Grill Of The Toaster Oven.

You Become About As Exciting As Your Food Blender. The Kids Come In, Look You In The Eye, And Ask If Anybody's Home.

What's With You Men? Would Hair Stop Growing On Your Chest If You Asked Directions Somewhere?

The Only Reason I Would Take Up Jogging Is So That I Could Hear Heavy Breathing Again.

There Would Have Been More 'i Love You's' And More, 'i'm Sorry's'.