Every Hooker I Ever Speak To Tells

See, I Never Gain An Ounce, Because, You Know, My Anxiety Acts Like Aerobics.

This Stuff Tastes Awful; I Could Have Made A Fortune Selling It In My Health-food Store.

Gauguin Flew Into A Frenzy! He Held My Head Under The X-ray Machine For Ten Straight Minutes And For Several Hours After I Could Not Blink My Eyes In Unison." — "if The Impressionists Had Been Dentists

There Is No Question That There Is An Unseen World. The Problem Is, How Far Is It From Midtown And How Late Is It Open?

The Difference Between Sex And Death Is, Death You Can Do Alone And Nobody Laughs At You.