There Is No Question That There Is

I Came Home One Night, Some Month Ago, And I Went To The Closet In My Bedroom...and A Moth Ate My Sports Jacket. He Was Laying On The Floor, Nauseous, Y'know.

I've Always Had An Easy Time Directing Actors Because I Always Hire Ones That Are Great Before I Get My Hands On Them.

What A World. It Could Be So Wonderful If It Wasn't For Certain People.

I Think Crime Pays. The Hours Are Good, You Travel A Lot

I Can't Understand Why More People Aren't Bisexual. It Would Double Your Chances For A Date On Saturday Night.