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If Stupidity Got Us Into This Mess, Then Why Can't It Get Us Out?

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I See Where They Are Going To Be More Strict With These Robbers; When They Catch 'em From Now On, They're Going To Publish Their Names.

You Shouldn't Say Anything Mean About People Who Can't Read. You Should Write It Instead.

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