You Shouldn't Say Anything Mean About People

The Problem Ain't What People Know. It's What People Know That Ain't So That's The Problem.

We Don't Know What We Want, But We Are Ready To Bite Somebody To Get It

People Should Be More Concerned With The Return Of Their Principal Than The Return On Their Principal.

Politicians Can Do More Funny Things Naturally Than I Can Think Of To Do Purposely

When I Die, My Epitaph Or Whatever You Call Those Signs On Gravestones Is Going To Read: "i Joked About Every Prominent Man Of My Time, But I Never Met A Man I Didn't Like." I Am So Proud Of That I Can Hardly Wait To Die So It Can Be Carved. And When You Come To My Grave You Will Find Me Sitting There, Proudly Reading It.