Even In A Time Of Elephantine Vanity

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The Fundamental Religion Of Most Of Mankind Is The Faith That God Has Revealed Himself To Us And Not To The Barbarians. Our Tribe Is The One God Chose And So If We Vanquish The Other Tribes And Rain Fire And Destruction On Them, We're Only Carrying Out God's Will.

Ralph Stanley Is Like An Uncle To Us And Now That All My Uncles Are Gone, Ralph's Singing Is Even More Precious. This Album Of Classic Folk Songs Is One Of His Best.

There Is Almost No Marital Problem That Can't Be Helped Enormously By Taking Off Your Clothes.

We Thank You [the Soldiers Recently Returned From The Middle East] For Your Service.