Esther Williams? Wet, She's A Star. Dry,

Love Is Like A Card Trick. After You Know How It Works, It's No Fun Any More.

Esther Williams? Wet, She's A Star. Dry, She Ain't.

You Think Beautiful Girls Are Going To Stay In Style Forever? I Should Say Not! Any Minute Now They're Going To Be Out! Finished! Then It'll Be My Turn!

I Never Liked The Men I Loved, And Never Loved The Men I Liked.

For Ten Thousand Dollars, I'd Endorse An Opium Pipe.