England Is Better Only Because I Stand

But I Like To Swim. At High School, I Tried Out For The Swim Team. I Shaved Off All My Body Hair, And That Extra Burst Of Speed From All The Bullies Shouting Kill The Fairy.

The Nicest Present I Ever Got Was An Exploding Suppository.

When Deciding Between Two Competing Theories, Always Go With The One That Doesn't Involve A Magic Spell.

How Many People Here Have Telekenetic Powers? Raise My Hand.

I Think The Whole Concept Of Monotheism Is A Gift From The Gods.