England Is Better Only Because I Stand

I Was Sick Of People Making Fun Of My Hair And So I Cut It Off And I've Got Much More Attention Than Ever Before. It Was Like When Mona Lisa Was Stolen From The Louvre In 1906 - Three Times More People Came To See Where It Used To Be.

My Classmates Would Copulate With Anything That Moved, But I Never Saw Any Reason To Limit Myself.

I Learned About Sex The Hard Way... From Books.

Whatever Happened To The Good Ole Days, When Children Worked In Factories?

I Give Money To Unicef Because I Like The 'bang For Your Buck' Aspect. Here's $10, Go And Save 1,000 Kids From Blindness!