Eighty Percent Of Success Is Showing Up.

I Don't Know What I'm Doing, But My Incompetence Has Never Stopped My Enthusiasm.

Have You Ever Noticed That Good People Sleep Better, But Bad People Seem To Have More Fun When They're Awake?

Life Is Horrible, But It Is Not Relentlessly Black From Wire To Wire. You Can Sit Down And Hear A Mozart Symphony, Or You Can Watch The Marx Brothers, And This Will Give You A Pleasant Escape For A While. And That Is About The Best That You Can Do.

I Think You Should Defend To The Death Their Right To March, And Then Go Down And Meet Them With Baseball Bats. (on The Kkk)

Just Because You're Paranoid Doesn't Mean They Aren't Out To Get You.