Early In Life, I Was Visited By

This Is My Perspective And Has Always Been My Perspective On Life: I Have A Very Grim, Pessimistic View Of It. I Always Have, Since I Was A Little Boy. It Hasn't Gotten Worse With Age Or Anything. I Do Feel That It's A Grim, Painful, Nightmarish, Meaningless Experience, And That The Only Way That You Can Be Happy Is If You Tell Yourself Some Lies And Deceive Yourself.

I Don't Know What I Want, But I Know What I Don't Want

Sygmnd Was A Poor Austrian Who'd Lost All The Vowels In His Name In A Boating Accident.

In A Relationship, It Is Better To Be The Leaver Than The Leavee.

The Prison Psychiatrist Asked Me If I Thought Sex Was Dirty. I Told Him Only When It's Done Right.