The Heart Wants What It Wants.

Those Who Can't Do, Teach. And Those Who Can't Teach, Teach Gym.

Paranoia Is Knowing All The Facts.

90 Per Cent Of Success Is Turning Up.

Honey, You're The One Who Stopped Sleeping With Me, Ok? It'll Be A Year Come April 20th. I Remember The Date Exactly, Because It Was Hitler's Birthday

My Father Owned A Small Piece Of Land. He Carried It With Him Wherever He Went.