Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew Is Coming. You Drink

Enron Ceo Kenneth Lay Has Apparently Just Slipped Across The Border Into Pakistan.

New York City Subways Are Now Getting High Speed Internet. How About Some High Speed Subway Trains?

Today Was Opening Day For The New Congress In Washington. And Vice President Joe Biden Swore In The New Batch Of White House Fence Jumpers.

Tip To Out-of-town Visitors. If You Buy Something Here In New York And You Want To Have It Shipped Home, Be Suspicious If The Clerk Tells You They Don't Need Your Name And Address.

I Got My Lips Chewed Off By A Dingo!