Don't Worry, Alan. At Least You'll Be

Football Is A Simple Game Made Complicated By People Who Should Know Better.

Aim For The Sky And You'll Reach The Ceiling. Aim For The Ceiling And You'll Stay On The Floor.

Above All, I Would Like To Be Remembered As A Man Who Was Selfless, Who Strove And Worried So That Others Could Share The Glory, And Who Built Up A Family Of People Who Could Hold Their Heads Up High And Say 'we're Liverpool'.

Forget The Beatles And All The Rest. This Is The Real Liverpool Sound. It's Real Singing, And It's What The Kop Is All About.

Don't Worry, Alan. At Least You'll Be Able To Play Close To A Great Team. (to Alan Ball, Who'd Just Signed For Everton)