Did I Really Earn This, Or Did

Poop Humor Is Fun. If You Do The Toilet Scenes Well And Commit To Them, They Can Be Really, Really Powerful.

The Only Man Who Has Stolen My Heart Is My Son.

All The Knowledge That I Have Doesn't Necessarily Make Me Brilliant, But I Love Acquiring Knowledge And Then Sharing It With Everybody Else.

Y'know, Every Relationship Is Different. There Are Good Marriages, Bad Marriages, Connected Partners, Unconnected Partners.

My Job Is Not To Talk Smack About Anything. This Is Why I Dislike Strongly Doing Magazine Articles: My Personality Does Not Translate To Print. People Don't Read It As Sarcasm, And It Just Comes Off Badly.