Democracy Is A Device That Insures We

The Goal Of An Artist Is To Create The Definitive Work That Cannot Be Surpassed.

A Critic Is One Who Leaves No Turn Unstoned.

I Shall Always Be A Flower Girl To Professor Higgins, Because He Always Treats Me As A Flower Girl, And Always Will; But I Know I Can Be A Lady To You, Because You Always Treat Me As A Lady, And Always Will.

Of All The Damnable Waste Of Human Life That Ever Was Invented, Clerking Is The Worst.

As 99 Per Cent Of English Authors And 100 Per Cent Of American Ones [authors] Are Just Such Imbeciles, Managers And Publishers Make A Practice Of Asking For Every Right The Author Possesses.