Debt Is A Trap Which Man Sets

Advice Is Like Castor Oil — Easy Enough To Give But Dreadful Hard To Take.

The Miser And The Glutton Are Two Facetious Buzzards: One Hides His Store, And The Other Stores His Hide.

The Time To Pray Is Not When We Are In A Tight Spot But Just As Soon As We Get Out Of It.

I Don't Never Have Any Trouble In Regulating My Own Conduct, But To Keep Other Folks' Straight Is What Bothers Me.

Most Everyone Seems Willing To Be A Fool Himself, But He Can't Bear To Have Anyone Else One.