Dean Meminger Was Quicker Than 11:15 Mass

If The Waitress Has Dirty Ankles, The Chili Is Good.

I'm An Einstein Of The Streets And An Oxford Scholar Of Common Sense.

Don't Call Me Son Unless You're Going To Include Me In Your Will. (when Adolph Rupp Called Him, "son.")

Live Every Day As If It Were Saturday Night.

When I Was Losing, They Called Me Nuts. When I Was Winning They Called Me Eccentric.