If You're Straight With Your Players, They'll

The People Who Know Basketball, Their Elevators Don't Go To The Top.

I'm An Einstein Of The Streets And An Oxford Scholar Of Common Sense.

You Better Have Great Practices.

Don't Call Me Son Unless You're Going To Include Me In Your Will. (when Adolph Rupp Called Him, "son.")

I Went Into A Restaurant One Night And Ordered Lobster, And The Waiter Brought Me One With A Claw Missing. I Called Him Over And Told Him About It. He Told Me That In The Back There's A Tank They Keep The Lobsters In And While They're In There, They Fight And Sometimes One Loses A Claw. I Told Him 'then Bring Me A Winner.'