Dad Has Brought Me A Cup Of

Mum Said, "it Is The Thought That Counts." And I Said, "i Know, Which Is Why I Am Ringing The Authorities Right Now. Anyone Who Thinks Like She Does Should Be Locked Up Out Of Harm's Way.

Cor, Love A Duck. And Also Lawks-a-mercy. I Said That Inwardly, But Outwardly I Said, "blimey, And Also, What Larks.

Love Is A Many Trousered Thing.

He Came Over And Ruffled My Hair, Which Is Technically Assault. I Could Get On The Blower To Childline.

When Girls Walk Home We Put On Lippy And Makeup. We Chat. Sometimes We Pretend To Be Hunchbacks. But That Is It. Perfectly Normal Behavior.