Congress: Bingo With Billions.

You Know, Last Night It Was So Cold That My Pillow And My Sheets Fought To See Who Got Under The Blankets First.

I Left Home Because I Was Hungry.

I Won't Mind Dying If I Can Tell St. Peter A Joke He Hasn't Heard.

No Matter What Your Heartache May Be, Laughing Helps You Forget It For A Few Seconds.

People Think I Am Dead Because They Haven’t Seen Me Around For Awhile. I’m Not Dead, I’m Very Much Alive, As You Can See. Although, There Are Two Things I Do Before I Get Up Every Morning. I Look Around And If I Don’t Smell Flowers Or See Candles Flickering I Go Ahead And Get Up.