Comics Don't Usually Have Very Long Careers,

I Really Don't Require A Whole Lot In Life.

You Might Be A Redneck If There Are Four Or More Cars Up On Blocks In The Front Yard.

Talking With Gary Busey Is Kinda Like Sex. You Want To Do It, You Just Don't Want To Be Alone When You Do It.

You Might Be A Redneck If Going To The Bathroom Involves Shoes And A Flashlight.

I've Got Nothing Against Tattoos. I Don't Have One Myself. If I Did, It Would Be Right There Next To My Watch. It Would Say "your Wife's Birthday Is August 2nd, Your Anniversary Is September 18th, Don't Let Ron White Drive Your Car Again."