Chris Matthews Can't Start Any Sentence Without

Anything Seen On Tv Is, In A Subtle And Sinister Sense, Thereby Endorsed.

I Get A Kick Out Of People Saying I Was Funny.

I Live A Sensible Life. You Know, I Don't Take On Too Much.

The Brain Process That Results In A Joke Materializing Where No Joke Was Before Remains A Mystery. I'm Not Aware Of Any Scholarly, Scientific Or Neurological Studies On The Subject.

I'm Not Sure Why Writing For Others Became Harder. Probably A Reluctance To Give Away Anything You Might Conceivably Use Yourself Caused A Block. I Did It, But It Remained Hard When It Had Once Been Easy.