Children, I Feel, Are As Much Entitled

Emerson,' I Said, Choosing My Words With Care, 'it Is A Sheer Drop From The Cleft Down To The Base Of The Cliff. If You Are Bent On Breaking Your Arm Or Your Leg Or Your Neck Or All Three, Find A Place Closer To Home So We Won't Have To Carry You Such A Distance.

Ramses Had Always Been Fond Of Helen, In His Peculiar Fashion, But If He Had Looked At Me As He Was Looking At Her, I Would Have Sent For A Constable.

A Fondness For Martyrdom, Especially Of The Verbal Variety, Is Common To The Young.

That's Maturity-when You Realize That You've Finally Arrived At A State Of Ignorance As Profound As Your Parents.

A Man Asking For Help Ought To At Least Give Directions.