Charlie Sheen Is To Stand-up What Larry

The Real Question Is How Do You Stay Funny In Your 70s And 80s? And That's A Real Accomplishment, You Know, The Longevity.

South Park Called...they Want Their Everything Back.

Sometimes During My Set I Invite Volunteers Up On Stage To Get Speed-roasted And I'm Worried That I May Have Hundreds Of People Rushing The Stage All At Once. Luckily I'm A Black Belt In Karate And I Can Fend Them Off.

Life Is Tough, And If We Don't Laugh, We're Going To - Our Head Will Explode.

Before You Can Be All Deprecating It's Helpful To Be Self-deprecating.