Change Often Makes Accepted Customs Into Crimes.

To Make Advice Agreeable, Try Paradox Or Rhyme.

Fortuna Likes To Find A Crowd And Follow It.

Helplessness Is A Mighty Power.

Never Invite To Dinner: Those Who Won't Decide Until The Last Minute; Those Who Come More Than Half An Hour Late; Those Who Want To Bring Along Two Or Three Friends; Drunks; Monologists; Those Who Stay Until Three O'clock In The Morning; Those Who Think That Conversation Means Having An Argument; Those Who Take A High Moral Tone; Those Who Are Stupid, Ugly, Or Dull. Enforcement Of These Rules Will Enable One To Eat Alone Every Night In Comfort.

I Am Too Impatient To Wait For Temptation To Come To Me.