Conscience Is The Moralized Form Of Self-absorption.

Vacations Prove That A Life Of Pleasure Is Overrated.

The Magic Of Procedure: Do This After That And Thus Before So; Then Your Wish Will Be Granted.

After An Argument, Silence May Mean Acceptance Or The Continuation Of Resistance By Other Means.

Not Romance But Companionship Makes The Happiness Of Daily Life.

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