Cats Kill Far More Birds Than Men.

If You Stay Here Much Longer You'll All Be Slitty-eyed.

And What Exotic Part Of The World Do You Come From?

So You Are The People Tearing Down The Brazilian Rainforest And Breeding Cattle.

The Biggest Waste Of Water In The Country By Far. You Spend Half A Pint And Flush Two Gallons.

If It Has Got Four Legs And It Is Not A Chair, If It Has Got Two Wings And It Flies But Is Not An Aeroplane, And If It Swims And It Is Not A Submarine, The Cantonese Will Eat It.