Carry An Oar When You Drive. Three

My Eight-year-old Bought A Bicycle With The Money He Saved By Not Smoking.

I'd Love To Slit My Mother-in-law's Corsets And Watch Her Spread To Death.

I Want My Children To Have All The Things I Couldn't Afford. Then I Want To Move In With Them.

I've Tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, T'ai Chi, Feng Shui And Deepak Chopra But I Find Straight Gin Works Best.

Religion Is Such A Medieval Idea. Don't Get Me Started. I Have Thought About Every Facet Of Religion, And I Can't Buy Any Of It.