C'mon Pudge. I'm Teasing. You Have To

She's Cute, I Thought, But You Don't Need To Like A Girl Who Treats You Like You're Ten: You've Already Got A Mom.

I Figured Something Out. The Future Is Unpredictable.

Almost Everyone Is Obsessed With Leaving A Mark Upon The World. Bequeathing A Legacy. Outlasting Death. We All Want To Be Remembered. I Do, Too. That’s What Bothers Me Most, Is Being Another Unremembered Casualty In The Ancient And Inglorious War Against Disease.

Why Would You Try To Kill This Guy, Kevin? He's A Genius. Nuts To Your Truce.

Suffering Is Universal.