But Tammy Faye Calls Me, And Ron

I'd Like To Be An Assistant Producer To A Reality Show.

And I'm Auditioning Right Now For A Movie, And Then I Have A Script That I'm Reading Right Now For A Horror Film, And I'm Meeting For A Couple Of Television Shows That I Just Had Yesterday, And Pretty Much Was Offered One Of Them.

I've Always Liked Playboy; I Think It's Very Tasteful.

But Tammy Faye Calls Me, And Ron Jeremy Calls Me, Erik Estrada Sends Me A Christmas Card Every Year.

I Would Like To Host A Show, Something Like Travel Or Cooking Or Something Like That, Something I'm Really Interested In, And So I'm Pitching A Couple Television Shows.