But I Don't Want To Lose Touch

In Any Other Job, They're Truck Drivers. In Show-biz, They're Transportation Captains.

Some People Don't Like Competition Because It Makes Them Work Harder, Better.

Being A Celebrity You Always Get Really Good Seats To Sporting Events But You Never Get As Good Seats As The Photographers Get. And I Really Love Sports. So One Of The Scams I Have Going Now Is I Want To Learn Sports Photography So I Can Get Better Seats At A Sporting Event.

I've Got To Say That I Don't See Myself As Some Sort Of Political Type Like Alec Baldwin Or Barbra Streisand. I Don't Want To Come Across Like That. I'd Be Embarrassed If That Was The Way I Came Across.

I Remember When I Took A Temp Job... So I Got A Job At A Department Store. Something Temporary To Put On My Resume, My Parents Said. Yeah... Till I Die!