Brass Bands Are All Very Well In

I Have Just Been All Round The World And Have Formed A Very Poor Opinion Of It.

There Are Two Golden Rules For An Orchestra: Start Together And Finish Together. The Public Doesn't Give A Damn What Goes On In Between.

Too Much Counterpoint; What Is Worse, Protestant Counterpoint.

When Asked Whether He Minded If Someone Smoked In A Non-smoking Compartment. Certainly Not If You Don't Object If I'm Sick.

We Cannot Expect You To Be With Us All The Time, But Perhaps You Could Be Good Enough To Keep In Touch Now And Again.