Both Political Parties Have Their Good Times

In A Real Estate Man's Eye, The Most Expensive Part Of The City Is Where He Has A House To Sell

We Are Here Just For A Spell And Then Pass On. So Get A Few Laughs And Do The Best You Can. Live Your Life So That Whenever You Lose It, You Are Ahead.

Everybody Is Ignorant, Only On Different Subjects.

I Love Horses And I Only Ask-don't Let Me Know Which One We Are Eating Today.

A Senator Got Up Today In Congress And Called His Fellow Senators Sons Of Wild Jackasses. Now, If You Think The Senators Were Hot, Imagine How The Jackasses Must Feel.