Bert Williams Was The Funniest Man I

A Rich Man Is Nothing But A Poor Man With Money.

I Believe In Tying The Marriage Knot, As Long As It's Around The Woman's Neck

Attitude Is More Important Than The Past, Than Education, Than Money, Than Circumstances, Than What People Do Or Say. It Is More Important Than Appearance, Giftedness, Or Skill.

In The Ten Years Since I Had Run Away From Home...i Had Gone Through More Strange Experiences Than The Average Person Crowds Into A Whole Lifetime.

Indeed, Moderation Is My Middle Name (though I Do Not Often Use It In Signing Legal Documents)