Be Quick To Learn And Wise To

A Married Couple That Plays Cards Together Is Just A Fight That Hasn't Started Yet.

People Ask Me What I'd Most Appreciate Getting For My Eighty-seventh Birthday. I Tell Them, A Paternity Suit.

I Smoke Cigars Because At My Age If I Don't Have Something To Hang On To I Might Fall Down.

When You Stop Giving And Offering Something To The Rest Of The World, It's Time To Turn Out The Lights.

I Must Be Getting Absent-minded. Whenever I Complain That Things Aren't What They Used To Be, I Always Forget To Include Myself.