Be Available For Life To Happen.

And I Don't Like To Work. I Only Like Working When I'm Working.

The Only Good Thing About Fame That I've Gotten Is I've Gotten Out Of A Couple Of Speeding Tickets. I've Gotten Into A Restaurant When I Didn't Have A Suit And Tie On. That's Really About It.

Don't Think About Your Errors Or Failures; Otherwise, You'll Never Do A Thing.

Eh, It's Not That Attractive To Have A Plan. I Know That If I Ever Feel That I Need To Make A Funny Movie, I’ll Figure Out How To Write One. I’ll Get It Done. If I Ever Get Some Ambition, I’m Gonna Get Some Shit Done.

I Lost My Phone And I Just Really Didn't Look For It. It Was The Nicest Feeling, Like Six Weeks. ... A Couple Of Times I Needed To Use A Telephone, And I Was Always Able To Touch Someone That Had A Telephone And Say, "hey, Can I Use Your Phone? May I Please?" And They'd Say, "sure." And That Was It! So It Was Ok, It Was A Real Vacation. I Took A Real Vacation From Myself.