And When I Told My Sons I

I Feel Like I'm A Better Person When I'm Quieter.

I Was At The New York Film Critics Circle Awards One Year - They Called Me Up When Somebody Canceled Two Days Before The Thing, And Asked Me To Present Some Awards. So I Went, And One Of The Funniest Film Moments I've Ever Had Was When They Introduced The New York Film Critics. They All Stood Up - Motley Isn't The Word For That Group. Everybody Had Some Sort Of Vision Problem, Some Sort Of Damage - I Had To Bury Myself In My Napkin.

I'm Not An Alcoholic, I Only Drink Two Times A Year. When It's My Birthday, And When It's Not My Birthday.

Common Sense Is Like Deodorant. The People Who Need It Most Never Use It.

Whenever I Think Of The High Salaries We Are Paid As Film Actors, I Think It Is For The Travel, The Time Away, And Any Trouble You Get Into Through Being Well Known. It's Not For The Acting, That's For Sure.