Baseball Is Ninety Percent Mental And The

So I'm Ugly. So What? I Never Saw Anyone Hit With His Face.

Yeah? For What Paper?

The Game Is Supposed To Be Fun. If You Had A Bad Day, Don't Worry. You Can't Expect To Get A Hit Every Game.

The Towels Were So Thick There I Could Hardly Close My Suitcase.

Cut That Pizza Into Six Slices Instead Of Eight, I Ain't That Hungry.