So I'm Ugly. So What? I Never

Make A Game Plan And Stick To It. Unless It's Not Working.

Buy A Stock, If It Goes Up, Sell It, If It Goes Down, Don't Buy It.

You Better Cut The Pizza In Four Pieces Because I'm Not Hungry Enough To Eat Six.

How Come It Rains Every Hall Of Fame Weekend? They Need To Move It To A Different Weekend.

A Good Time To Hit Is With Men On Base, Because The Pitcher Ain't Got No Place To Put You. He's Going To Get That Ball Around There Somewhere. He Don't Want To Walk You.